i suppose i should start by announcing that i did not win the meatball contest, i lost by 2 votes. to say i was devastated would be an understatement. i just hope my Losers Face wasn't ugly. i kid, i kid. it was a fun day, i stepped out of my comfort zone, i met readers/fans (which was such a treat!) and most importantly, i learned a few things:
i need to work on my Schmoozing Game: i am capable of putting words together to create sentences. however, when in public i seize up, stammer, and i end up saying a lot of "uh"s and "um"s. for someone who holds a degree in Journalism, and had aspirations of being the next
Christian Amanpour, my crippling shyness can be a real buzzkill sometimes.
i need to stop second guessing myself: i thought long & hard about what to make. i was worried about making it too spicy, or not punchy enough, should i add sauce or keep it out? it's wise to keep other people's palates in mind but it's impossible to please everyone, and there were about 100 people who were taste testing. as long as *i'm* fine with the taste, everything else is secondary.
simplicity: my two competitors had to serve up their balls individually, complete with sauce + garnishes. i kept my balls simple: garnished with one cilantro leaf + slice of
pickled carrot on toothpicks. i wanted to avoid any bottlenecking at the buffet table. should i enter this contest again, i will definitely nix any sauce thoughts and keep the simple angle.
unfortunately i did not taste the other two balls, they were laden with Dairy Doom and i was not about to spend the rest of the day at the festival with an aching belly. either way, the shirt i wore was a hit and if it was a contest on best dressed, i dare say i would've won.
Nem Nuong Balls
these are not exact measurements, the dozen times i've made this have not ended up the exact same way, it's all on taste preference. also, use your hands. they will get dirty. wash them before and after, thoroughly. try to put all the ingredients in the bowl first before mixing with your hands that way you're not constantly washing up. minimum fuss, maximum efficiency. it helps if you have someone to aid you.
1 lb ground pork
1/4 cup - 1/2 cup honey
salt/pepper to taste
approx. 1/4 cup fish sauce
2 stalks lemongrass, the lower white part
3 stalks of green onions/scallions, green & white parts
half head of garlic
1 small onion, diced, separate
2 tsp baking powder + 1/8 cup water, optional
to garnish:
cilantro
in a food processor, add in the lemongrass. process it, alot. scrape down the sides. add in the scallions & garlic. pulse until chopped thru and incorporated.
in a BIG mixing bowl, put in the ground pork and processed lemongrass/garlic/scallions. add in the seasonings and diced onions. now, mix everything together with your hands. make sure everything is incorporated well.
as this point, have your aid mix the baking powder + water. it will foam up. this is an optional step but i find that this mixture aids in making the meat chewy and fluffy and all sorts of yum, texture-wise. pour the mix into the bowl and again, mix everything well.
refrigerate for about 30 minutes. (for the contest, i mixed the entire thing up the night before and the day of, about 30 minutes prior to cooking i added the baking powder/water mix and then proceeded with cooking...)
**i did cook up a small bite size to check on the taste, adjusted the seasoning accordingly.**
shape into balls, aim for half an ounce portion, which will give you about 32 balls. either you can put them on pre-soaked bamboo sticks to grill or just free form them and fry them up partially, and then bake to finish.
i decided to fry them up in a bit of oil, keeping a careful eye on them to partially char/brown up. the honey provides not only that sweet note but a nice caramelization for a pretty effect. don't crowd the pan.
this can be served at room temp, eaten alone, with garnish or
in summer rolls. or you know, in a random salad.